The world is flat

[Mangofett]

http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=11211.0

read that for a good laugh

the best part is that they are actually serious

 

[Westside]

Government


Q: "Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?"

A: It's a conspiracy

Q: "What about NASA? Don't they have photos to prove that the Earth is round?"

A: NASA is part of the conspiracy too. The photos are faked.

Q: "Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?"

A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture.

Q: "How did NASA create these images with the computer technology available at the time?"

A: Since NASA did not send rockets into space, they instead spent the money on developing advanced computers and imaging software instead

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, not sure which one...

 

[jimmy j]

I KNEW IT!

 

[chuckstudios]

They are fucksane.

 

[kellyan95]

That seems as real as the SDF

 

[jumpman17]

I've seen their site before. My friend signed up on it and made his avatar a gif of a 3d rotating sphere earth and they banned him.

 

[Mangofett]

I've seen their site before. My friend signed up on it and made his avatar a gif of a 3d rotating sphere earth and they banned him.

 

[bobrules]

Wow they do make some sense though. We never know, there's just too many things that we have not discover yet.

 

[Maktub]

HAY GUIZE

Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.
WTHOLYFUCKROUND?
Guys, seriously... No.

No. Come on, how come they answer as from a so well known "joke" by Terry Prattchet? No way that site's serious for goddamn's sake.
Anyhow I suggest in/b/asion.

 

[jimmy j]

That one is a joke, here's a serious one:

www.fucktard-central.com

 

[Infinitus]

I will add this to the list of "messed-up things on the internet."

The list is growing hourly.

 

[lagman]

I just wanted to post that

 

[jimmy j]

I just wanted to post thatÂ

Proof!

I think we should all chip in, fund an expedition to the farthest reaches of the ocean, then throw apples off the edge...
A cookie to the first temper who hits the turtle on the head

 

[Mangofett]

Wow they do make some sense though. We never know, there's just too many things that we have not discover yet.

And I'm sure NASA forged constellations and everything, too!

And what about everyone who flew from japan to california? Did they make superfast planes just so people wouldn't suspect the strange flight times?

And how do you explain the webcam I have of my home in Russia that is dark while in US it is light? if the world was flat, shouldn't everyone get SOME sunlight?

 

[lagman]

IMAGE
I just wanted to post thatÂ

Proof!

Can something as cool as that be a fake? Of course not!

 

[jumpman17]

Q: "Why does gravity vary with altitude?"

A: The moon and stars have a slight gravitational pull.

Q:Â Follow-up to previous question:Â How is it that the Earth does not have a gravitational pull, but stars and the moon do?

A: This argument is a non sequitur. You might as well ask, "How is it that snakes do not have legs, but dogs and cats do?" Snakes are not dogs or cats. The Earth is not a star or the moon. It doesn't follow that each must have exactly the properties of the others, and no more.

Um...anything with a mass has a gravitational field morons.

 

[Maktub]

Wow they do make some sense though. We never know, there's just too many things that we have not discover yet.

And I'm sure NASA forged constellations and everything, too!

And what about everyone who flew from japan to california? Did they make superfast planes just so people wouldn't suspect the strange flight times?

And how do you explain the webcam I have of my home in Russia that is dark while in US it is light? if the world was flat, shouldn't everyone get SOME sunlight?

1-Yes, they did. After asking for help from the Silmarillion's dwarves.
2-Yes. Concorde was a BETA.
3-If you fap much, sight gets worse..!

 

[jimmy j]

Q. How is it that snakes do not have legs, but dogs and cats do?
A. Snakes are not dogs or cats.

 

[Maktub]

Q: "Why does gravity vary with altitude?"

A: The moon and stars have a slight gravitational pull.

Q:Â Follow-up to previous question:Â How is it that the Earth does not have a gravitational pull, but stars and the moon do?

A: This argument is a non sequitur. You might as well ask, "How is it that snakes do not have legs, but dogs and cats do?" Snakes are not dogs or cats. The Earth is not a star or the moon. It doesn't follow that each must have exactly the properties of the others, and no more.

Um...anything with a mass has a gravitational field morons.

Thats what they taught you at school. Can you see gravity? No one can. Your faith in gravity is awfully disturbing for how disturbed your mind sounds. God thanks I believe in the almighty, invisible God instead.

From now on I declare myself to be the GBAtemp's überdefenser of FE's theory.

lol.

You see, jimmy j laughs at the obviousness of the answers to the questions on that FAQ.

 

[jimmy j]

Yeah, that's funny as fuck mate. Pure comedy gold!