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Sen. Barack Obama Forgives CNN on Behalf of all People with the Last Name Obama
The Associated Press reported today that a spokesman for Senator Barack Obama of Illinois has forgiven CNN for accidentally labeling a story about Osama bin Laden with the headline “Where’s Obama?”
Osama’s press...
Since Gamespot.com and Ign.com are too busy reviewing Wii Virtual Console games to talk about Ubisoft’s newly released “Blazing Angels: Squadrons of WWII,” then let me take this opportunity to review it myself. My prediction, based on their lack of coverage for the game, is that it will score...
At least, this is what the article by the United Kingdom’s Daily Mail would have you believe. Apparently a well-liked teacher at St John’s C of E School in Midsomer Norton, Somerset read a few passages from the end of the final Harry Potter book. These passages were selected by the teacher to be...
Yes, I said stimulus, but not the kind you're thinking of. Freak.
So $800 for individual US taxpayers and $1600 for couples is supposed to get people shopping again. Why is that so important? Well because the entire US economy is predicated on people spending money on shiny plastic junk at...
Don’t Foward Emails, Unless You Want to Get Spammed!
So you’ve just returned from a vacation to Hawaii and the first thing you do when you walk through the door is plop down at your computer to check your email. Here is an email that offers you a great deal on viagra. Here is another email from...
Three-way phone calls are a thing of the past. In fact, three-way phone calls are so ancient, it’s probably something dinosaurs would have done, if phones had been invented that is, and if dinosaurs could talk, and if a communications infrastructure had been in place. But that is besides the...
One thing of my childhood I really remember is seeing Doogie Houser bloggin' his own experiences, lessons learned, interesting things and mis/happenings as he summarized everything at the end of each episode, always getting a positive lesson for the future.
While I don't like being a doctor...
If you want to know about Cruddy Buddy, then visit my website: http://varpness.com
Good evening tempers, welcome to my blog. I live in Minnesota and it is very cold right now. When I woke up this morning it was 20 below 0... and the wind shields were worse. Being this an introductory post, I don't have much to say. I will try to post daily or weekly depending on what I'm...
Since we've been adding all sorts of BBcode tags recently, I thought it would be nice to have a little summary here. I'm pretty sure there are some tags that NO ONE knows about, even me.
I'll pass on the usual tags: B, I, U, FONT, SIZE, COLOR, HTTP, IMG, QUOTE and CODE, which you all know well...
Although it was stated that...
...I'm starting a gaming blog anyway :rofl:
Here I'm going to comment on games I play. Not only Ds games, but all kind of consoles. I'm also going to comment on life issues, but only when I feel like to.
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Well, for today I played a bit of...
January 4, 2008
Lady: What's the difference between these two chairs?
Me: The color. One is black, the other is burgundy.
Lady: But this one is so much cheaper.
Me: That's because it's on clearance.
Lady: What's wrong with it?
Me: Nothing.
Lady: Then why is it cheaper?
Me: Because we are getting...
January 2, 2008
Lady: Do you have any file folders that aren't pieces of s***?
Me: Excuse me?
Lady: Do you have...any file folders...that aren't...pieces of s***?
Me: I'm...not sure what you mean.
Lady: I've ordered three different ones online from you and they all suck.
Me: What's wrong with...
January 1, 2008
Guy: I'm looking for the Dome accounting books.
Me: We don't have those.
Guy: You used to.
Me: Yes, a year and a half ago. All we have now is the Adams equivalent.
*I take him to them.
Guy: Monthly?
Me: We have weekly too.
Guy: I need daily.
Me: We don't have daily.
Guy: This...
December 31, 2007
There are only 2 ways to enter a rewards check at the register. One is to run it as a coupon. This way removes the amount from your purchase as well as any tax from that amount. But if you have a $20 reward check and you only spend $12, the other $8 disappears. So in the case...
December 29, 2007
Some lady is mad over at the copy center. The girl in the copy center says the lady was mad because she brought in 60 sheets on paper that she wanted copies made on and then cut. She thought she was going to get free copies because she brought in her own paper apparently. We...
December 28, 2007
*I'm at the register on cashier duty. The phone rings for customer service which is the cashier's duty to answer.
Me: Thank you for calling Staples in [city], this is [name] speaking. How can I help you? (Required greeting)
Guy on phone: Yes, I need to know if this file I have...
July 7, 2007
*To start off, we have a rule with chairs. You can buy the chair and get it in a box. Or for $5 more we will assemble it for you which will take about 15-25 minutes. Or if you're in a hurry, we'll give you the display that we built earlier for that same $5. I see a man rolling a...
June 24, 2007
Guy: I need a refill like this.
*He hands me a Cross gel ink tube. I look at what we have.
Me: Sorry, we only carry ballpoint Cross refills. Nothing gel.
Guy: Well, I've been here 2 times already looking for this refill and you never have it.
Me: We aren't able to carry every kind...
June 17, 2007
Guy: I want to exchange this memory card for a different one.
Me: Okay, what is wrong with this one?
Guy: It's too big.
Me: Too big physically or too big memory wise?
Guy: It's too big.
Me: Okay, but does it not fit in the camera or does it not work because the camera is to old to...
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Wedding Dress?!Don't take my rants to seriously. I let off some steam and that's it. This entry is even in the nonsense blog category. I could feel offended by... -
Im already excited for a hacked switch 2Yeah, I remember several years ago TX being vilified by the community because they were making money off piracy, and also because they borrowed a... -
Wedding Dress?!It all boils down to priorities. Your priorities are down to earth. Their priorities are set on a trivial dress that will only be used one day...
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Im already excited for a hacked switch 2People will find a way, It's always the nintendo consoles that get hacked pretty thouroughly within their lifespan. Personally I won't care if a... -
Wii U GamePad upgrade - adventures with MOSFETsI'm actually happy with the buttons at the height they are now. If I had them set into the surface, they would probably need to be further...
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