January 2, 2008
Lady: Do you have any file folders that aren't pieces of s***?
Me: Excuse me?
Lady: Do you have...any file folders...that aren't...pieces of s***?
Me: I'm...not sure what you mean.
Lady: I've ordered three different ones online from you and they all suck.
Me: What's wrong with them?
Lady: They suck.
Me: OK, but I can't tell you if we have anything different unless you tell me what was wrong with them.
Lady: They were pieces of s***.
Me: Oh, okay. No, we don't carry any file folders that aren't pieces of s***.
Lady: Hmph! I'll shop elsewhere then, this is ridiculous.
Lady: Do you have any file folders that aren't pieces of s***?
Me: Excuse me?
Lady: Do you have...any file folders...that aren't...pieces of s***?
Me: I'm...not sure what you mean.
Lady: I've ordered three different ones online from you and they all suck.
Me: What's wrong with them?
Lady: They suck.
Me: OK, but I can't tell you if we have anything different unless you tell me what was wrong with them.
Lady: They were pieces of s***.
Me: Oh, okay. No, we don't carry any file folders that aren't pieces of s***.
Lady: Hmph! I'll shop elsewhere then, this is ridiculous.
