Blog entries by jumpman17
June 17, 2007
Guy: I want to exchange this memory card for a different one.
Me: Okay, what is wrong with this one?
Guy: It's too big.
Me: Too big physically or too big memory wise?
Guy: It's too big.
Me: Okay, but does it not fit in the camera or does it not work because the camera is to old to...
June 15, 2007
Thank goodness I didn't work when the district manager was here today. He was mad because the store looked horrible. The head of office supplies told me this was the conversation he had with the district manager:
District Manager: Why do you think office supplies is so messy?
Head...
June 13, 2007
*A woman buys a leather chair and takes it home. She then returns with the chair.
Lady: This chair smells.
Me: That's the smell of real leather.
Lady: Do you have any chairs that don't smell?
Me: Only the fake leather and fabric chairs.
Lady: But I want real leather.
Me: Then it...
June 8, 2007
Well, my day started off by finding out that office supplies is now maintained by a whole 2 people. Me and another guy. The third guy we had no-called/no-showed on Tuesday and Wednesday and then one of the managers ran into him at the supermarket and apparently he got another job...
June 6, 2007
Man: How many sheets will this printer print?
Me: What?
Man: How long will the ink cartridge last?
Me: It varies depending on what your printing, what quality you print at, and how often you print.
Man: But how many does it print?
Me: There is no set number. It varies.
Man: Well I...
June 2, 2007
*Okay, first off, our radio was busted. We have a special 'Staples radio station' that we have to play over the speakers. It plays 2 ads all narrated by the same girl, then it plays 2 songs, then 2 ads, then 2 songs, and so on and so on. We only about 4 or 5 ads to play. The problem...
June 1, 2007
*We've got 8 minutes left until we close and the phone rings for customer service.
Me: How can I help you?
Lady: I'm at the Super Walmart in (another city). If I drive straight there, will I make it before you close?
Me: We close in 8 minutes, no.
Lady: Can you guys hold the doors...
May 23, 2007
Our phone system lets callers self direct themselves to our different departments or if they aren't sure, they can choose customer service. And it even gives descriptions of the departments like "press 1 for electronics for questions on ink, toner, and electronic machines". I get...
May 21, 2007
I had to run the register today so I don't have many stories for today.
There was a guy who was mad that there was a rebate on an item and thought we should have to fill out the rebate for him because we won't just give him the money. Now, I don't like rebates any more then the...
May 20, 2007
Old lady on phone: Do you have 2 drawer file cabinets?
Me: Yes.
Lady: How much is it?
Me: Which one? We have multiple ones.
Lady: Which ones do you have?
Me: We have ones made from wood and others from metal. We have some in letter size and others in legal size. We have different...
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Psionic Roshambo:
Did you hear about the police car that someone stole the wheels off of? The police are working tirelessly to find the thieves.+2 -
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K3Nv2:
A firefighter got arrested for assault his main claim was what I was told he was on fire+2 -
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Psionic Roshambo:
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already told her twice!
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BigOnYa:
What's the difference between an airplane, and Ken's mom? Not everyone has been in an airplane. -
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BakerMan:
how do i know? you're a guy, and he wants to bone every guy on this site (maybe, idk)+1 -
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