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Someone once claimed and believed after conversation with Luke that I've been put into jails for white room tortures with UFOs (put into the same white room torture cell I guess, how would those UFOs fit in there is anyone's guess).

Though...I suppose something did happen...but its a

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Someone once claimed and believed after conversation with Luke that I've been put into jails for white room tortures with UFOs (put into the same white room torture cell I guess, how would those UFOs fit in there is anyone's guess).

Though...I suppose something did happen...but its a

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We better anal probe him for more information.
*nods to the doctors, and leaves the room*
 

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Someone once claimed and believed after conversation with Luke that I've been put into jails for white room tortures with UFOs (put into the same white room torture cell I guess, how would those UFOs fit in there is anyone's guess).

Though...I suppose something did happen...but its a

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We better anal probe him for more information.
*nods to the doctors, and leaves the room*

[stays in the room, and video cams it] :tpi::rofl2: [during the procedure] :huh::O:ohnoes::wacko:🤢 🤮 [Now Leaves the Room] :ohnoes::cry::ohnoes:
 
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Just dont commit any crime and you will be fine :yay:
Or get away with it. There are plenty of ways to do so.

Quick life update! After years of avoiding jail and doing my best to not get caught, it still hasn’t happened. I still haven’t gone to jail :tpi:
Aside from the drugs?
 
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Wonder if you got arrested for weed, or is that legal in your state?
It’s not fully legal but literally no one gets arrested for it in the city I live in. It’s always a “win more” for the police whenever they bust someone for harder drugs. Otherwise, they tend to just look the other way when it comes to just weed. Plus there’s legal Hemp-derived THC called “Delta” that I buy legally. I rarely have the illegal stuff, unless I leave to states where it is legal
 
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[stays in the room, and video cams it] :tpi::rofl2: [during the procedure] :huh::O:ohnoes::wacko:🤢 🤮 [Now Leaves the Room] :ohnoes::cry::ohnoes:
I didn't know you were that interested in my behind.

Maybe you should try getting a job in some prison or detention center. You know...they are legally required to check prisoners butts in case they are hiding something in there. haha
 
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It's legal where I live, there's pot and vape shops on every corner just about.
it's still a crime at the federal level so even transporting across state lines (even with a medical card) could land you with a posession charge/traffiking charge
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I didn't know you were that interested in my behind.

Maybe you should try getting a job in some prison or detention center. You know...they are legally required to check prisoners butts in case they are hiding something in there. haha
nah i may be in there for a minor thing then be put on death row if bubba tries to get a little butt friskey wwith me
 

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