What has been the worse/funniest phone call you have ever recived

[CannonFoddr]

I stumbled across a BLOG on GBATemp where the person complained about a telephone he recieved & it got me thinking

What HAS been the worse (or funniest) phone call YOU'VE ever got

There's only a few rules
1) It must be true
2) The conversation must be as close as possible to what was actually said
3) No personal details (real names/actual address/phone numbers etc) must be included in conversation
4) Colouring of lines is optional
5) Place the conversation within '[ quote ] [ /quote ]' tags

Here's my contribution: ...

'Hi - is that the Smith residence ?'
'Yes it is'
'This is the Doctor surgery'
'Oh !! is there a problem ?'
'No nothing to worry about - We're just updating our records & we're phoning to check our details'
'Oh Ok'
'Is a Mr John Smith living there ?'
'Yes he is'
'Oh that's Ok then - We haven't seen him for a while & thought he had moved on'
'Well I guess that because he hasn't been ill'
'Yes I guess that's it - Hope to see him soon then'
'Erm.. isn't it better that you don't see him soon ???'
'Yes you're right....Thank you for your help. Goodbye'
'Goodbye'

 

[Brian117]

Lady = red
Me = blue
-

Hello?
Hello, may I speak to ****** ******?
Um, they aren't here right now...
Oh okay, when is a good time to call back?
.........................SHUT UP! *hangs up*
She calls back-
*me in girls voice*, Hello?
Hi, I just called there, and someone just told me to shut up, and I didn't appreciate that very well
Oh really?
Yes ma'am
Oh I'm sorry about that, I'm going to go beat them up
Thank you
So may I speak to ****** ******?
I'm sorry, who?
****** ******
No one lives here by that name. I'm sorry
Oh okay, I'm sorry. I guess I'll take you off the list to be called. Sorry about that
No problem, bye.

It was funny at the fact that the spam lady was all, "Thank you" after I said I was going to go beat the "other" person up.

 

[triassic911]

I remember once someone called wrong number but I didn't know and I guess she didn't know. She sounded like an ex gf of mine so I never noticed.

her = red
me = blue

Hello?
Hey
Hey girl
Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
I'm going out with Luis tonight (the girl I thought who it was knew Luis).
Who's Luis?
You don't remember my best friend?
Isn't your best friend Brian?
No are you crazy?
Wait, who am I speaking to?
Steven....
Oh I think I have the wrong number.....
Wait, so who are you?
Jennifer. I was looking for someone named Jamie.
Oh, haha alright. Bye then.
Bye.

 

[Brian117]

Isn't your best friend Brian?
No are you crazy?

So I'm not your best friend?

Great stories guys!

 

[triassic911]

Isn't your best friend Brian?
No are you crazy?

So I'm not your best friend?

Great stories guys!

Lol coincidence.

 

[Man18]

Bring Bring Bring

Hello?

Mr Willy?

Yes this is mr willy

Im sorry your penis went into cariac arrest and has passes.

oh my god

click

 

[CannonFoddr]

Bring Bring Bring
Hello?
Mr Willy?
Yes this is mr willy
Im sorry your penis went into cariac arrest and has passes.
oh my god
click

Oh god I hope this isn't a true story

 

[HackerOfWii]

Me = Red
Other Person = Blue

*brother booking doctor appointment*
*brother hangs up*
*other person still on line*
*I pick up phone and say:*
I would like to withdraw $5,000,000!
*as a joke!*
Excuse me. Who is this speaking?

Totally embarrassed after that!!

 

[bRKcRE]

several weeks after my grandmother passed away, my bro was in her unit and received a telemarketing call:

telemarketer: hello, can i speak to mrs smith please?
my bro: well actually, i dont believe she would be intewrested in what you are selling
telemarketer: how do you know she isnt interested?
my bro: because she is dead, goodbye..

 

[lookout]

*Ring Ring*

Me:................
Telemarketer man: Hello, this is --------?
Me: "The number you have dial is currently not available....beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
Telemarketer man: *hangup*

 

[Deleted_171835]

M = Me
P = Person

M - Hello
P - Hello. I would like to know whether you would like to donate an organ
M - No
P- So you want to kill somebody
M - WTF
P - If you don't donate somebody may die
M - ...................................
P- So...would you like too
M - ................................... *hangs up*

That was one weird conversation.

 

[NeSchn]

M = Me
P = Person

M - Hello?
P - Hi this is (blah blah blah) with a survey call from (blah blah blah), whom am I speaking too?
M - (in Mike Jones' voice) MIKE JONES!!
P - Who?
M - MIKE JONES!!! CHYEAH! *hung up phone*

 

[Brian117]

NeSchn

If I was the person on the phone talking with you, I would probably break down in laughter.