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Turn the forum into a 𝓟𝓞𝓡𝓝! Forum.
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Hear me out fam!

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You know what's the number one reason the Internet became relevant in the first place?
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With the increasing number of entrepreneur women getting active income with their ONLY FANS content, what's stopping GBATEMP from acquiring such business model?

Do you think REDDIT is what it is because of it's totally not biased and immature and always helpful community?
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Do you want to keep memebers around? (ooh!)
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Do you want the site to survive?
Well, get with the times and allow 𝓟𝓞𝓡𝓝! in the Forum.



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How many members came and left the site after their questions to why their banned 2nd hand Nintendo Switch can't connect to the internet has been solved?
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Not only that! But they'll keep coming and coming and coming and coming many times after that!
The people will talk about the TEMP with the respect it deserves.
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No more members leaving this place.



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He's hoping for gay porn. :teach:

Nope. I AM. Duh
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It's a wonder that I Wasn't even Mentioned in this thread :sad::sad::cry::cry::cry:
 
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Nope. I AM. Duh
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It's a wonder that I Wasn't even Mentioned in this thread :sad::sad::cry::cry::cry:
I get mentioned A LOT and that is because I join into the threads. Is that a skill issue of yours?
 
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