As christmas is fast approaching

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As christmas is fast approaching we need to settle something once and for all

which Jesus is your favorite Jesus?

Do you like angsty teenage rebel Jesus turning his enemies into tree logs, or are you the sweet little baby 9lbs10ounces baby Jesus fan? Some like dead Jesus best - absolute weirdos if you ask me. Of course an all time favorite is wine and bread Jesus.

So let me know in the comments below

 

[JuanMena]

Why the fuck would Romans kill the motherfucker that can turn water into wine?

No, srsly.

 

[SylverReZ]

Why the fuck would Romans kill the motherfucker that can turn water into wine?

No, srsly.

Magic

 

[JuanMena]

Magic

Huh?
Why!?

 

[SylverReZ]

Huh?
Why!?

It just happens so quickly.

 

[JuanMena]

It just happens so quickly.

There are pills for that.

 

[SylverReZ]

There are pills for that.

The alternative ending for Jesus's demise.

 

[DinohScene]

I'm your fav jesus.

 

[Veho]

Why the fuck would Romans kill the motherfucker that can turn water into wine?

No, srsly.

He was threatening their monopoly. Can you imagine what would happen with wine prices when people discover some guy was just giving it out for free?
Not to mention all the other industries he was killing with his "miracles". Dude was worse than millennials!

 

[hippy dave]

I prefer Christ On A Bike.

 

[Veho]

Also, OP left out the most popular choices:

 

[James_]

I like Jesus F. Christ the most

 

[Noctosphere]

I don't see Ukrainian Jesus

 

[Veho]

I don't see Ukrainian Jesus

AlanJohn?

 

[JuanMena]

He was threatening their monopoly. Can you imagine what would happen with wine prices when people discover some guy was just giving it out for free?
Not to mention all the other industries he was killing with his "miracles". Dude was worse than millennials!

What's with the egg and toast?
That looks like my breakfast, sometimes...
am I a Millennial!?

 

[SylverReZ]

I'm your fav jesus.

Dinoh is gay Jesus.

 

[hippy dave]

I like Jesus F. Christ the most

I thought his middle initial was H.

 

[Noctosphere]

I thought his middle initial was H.

Really? Though his last name was actually Nazareth

 

[FAST6191]

Chinese Jesus is best Jesus.

 

[Hayato213]

The best one is furry jesus.