As christmas is fast approaching

[plasturion]

I would say baby and holy family as for season, but maybe i'm weirdo because i prefere and can't see anything more real than crucified truth. The truth that you want and don't want to at the same time, the form that have ability to rise up.

 

[Veho]

Jesus' body is canonically bread. He is risen because of the yeast.

 

[CoolMe]

You forgot about gay Jesus!

 

[x65943]

pleasantly surprised no one picked dead jesus, perhaps there is hope for this world

 

[impeeza]

Really? Though his last name was actually Nazareth

FROM Nazareth

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Chinese Jesus is best Jesus.

On Shingo, Japan there is a "Jesus Christ" tumb, so may be is from far East after all.

 

[FAST6191]

pleasantly surprised no one picked dead jesus, perhaps there is hope for this world

But if Christianity is about praying to a zombie then does that mean you are pleased nobody here goes in for it?

 

[VinsCool]

Fuck that

 

[CoolMe]

Fuck that

Fuck Christmas, or Newborn sweet baby Jesus, Angsty teenage grunge Jesus, Turning water into wine hip party Jesus, Dead Jesus (shame on you!), Tasty snack bread and wine Jesus (contemporary), or perhaps DinohScene?

 

[Veho]

But if Christianity is about praying to a zombie then does that mean you are pleased nobody here goes in for it?

Jesus was a lich, not a zombie.

 

[tofino]

matthew 21:12-17
or as how i like to call it
"jesus fucking throws tables at people"

 

[x65943]

matthew 21:12-17
or as how i like to call it
"jesus fucking throws tables at people"

Also Mark 11:12-25

Or Jesus gets mad at a literal tree and kills it

 

[Veho]

Also Mark 11:12-25

Or Jesus gets mad at a literal tree and kills it

 

[FAST6191]

Jesus was a lich, not a zombie.

A superficial analysis may support that but if it is AI controlled/possessed by a ghost (father, son and holy ghost and all that) then lich is a harder sell.

 

[Veho]

I don't want to get into the intricacies of that particular family Klein bottle (and that's before getting into the Trinity debate; that's a whole 'nother can of worms), but going point by point: in life he was a powerful mage with powers of necromancy; he died and arose from the dead; he retained his intellect and sentience after revival (unlike a ghoul or zombie); he is still alive to this day. Not really zombie traits.

 

[Noctosphere]

A biblically accurate angel visited me

Spoiler: WARNING! I almost lost eyesight when taking this picture. You might too, you have been warned

 

[impeeza]

no all figs, only that fig in special.

 

[VinsCool]

Only figs with dead wasps

 

[impeeza]

A biblically accurate angel visited me

Spoiler: WARNING! I almost lost eyesight when taking this picture. You might too, you have been warned

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you trigger my Trypophobia to sky!

 

[Veho]

no all figs, only that fig in special.

God hates a lack of figs.