Misc Conspiracy Theory - Santa doesn't exist!

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Yes. That's right. Santa doesn't exist and he doesn't bring presents.

I remember that I was actually treated as a conspiracy theorist when I said when growing up about an equivalent of Satan...I mean Santa...over here...
Other kids often acted like I was crazy for not believing in "Santa" since I was at least 5 years old. Yes. I was the conspiracy theorist among the masses of kids.

And now I feel the same about many things I say. Now the adults don't believe me about things I know/have come to believe...

So...the history repeats itself.
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Will you tell me to get "professional help" because I don't believe in Santa?
 

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Well original Santa Claus looked like Alec Guiness.
You mean St. Nicholas, the historical figure he's based on?

Oh no now you're gonna make a theory that st. nicholas is Alec Guiness and he's a time traveler from Montauk...
 

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Alec Guinness portrayed role of Obi-Wan Ben Kenobi in Star Wars Original Trilogy Saga. Maculay Culkin was for instance known as Kevin MacCallister in Home Alone back then…etc.
 
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