I read online that's it's best to shave your legs before a big date, so needless to say, me and my date's together at the beach, didn't go so well when I removed my shirt with a brute hairy chest, and then removed my pants to reveal the most sexy silk shiny legs you ever seen! She fled the scene, and gave me a negative rating in my date app, but I think she was just jealous of my smooth sexy legs.
edit: I NOW can't be within 100 feet of her, but good news, we have a date together again in 2 weeks, downtown at some courthouse.